chill yo grill

*When someone is bitching, freaking out, annoying you, talking smack, or just plain won't shut the hell up... and they need to stop! you say "Chill Yo Grill!"

1.) *Like, omg... I met this guy, and he was so fine, and I got my nails done.. omg... *Bi-ach! Chill Yo Grill! Nobody wants to hear that shit!
2.) *Dang foo, yo mama, yo mama! *Man, You need to Chill Yo Grill, before I mess it up!
3.) *Ahhhhhhhhh! I don't know what to do... AHhhh..! *Look, Chill Yo Grill, before I make you chill it!
ETC.

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nugs chilling and grindage

all pauly shore ever cares about

"The only thing you've cared about in your life is nugs chilling and grindage."

"Yeah? Well I happened to care right now."

"Thats convenient."

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come over and chill

Someone visits you and a sexual encounter is expected.

Boy: You should come over and chill
Girl:just chill?
Boy:....Yeaa "Just chill"

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chill your horse

basically means: calm the f* down; especially when you're in a situation that is basically unnecessary

sam: i can't go anywhere without my magazine ! i have to have my magazine ! if i dont have my magazine im not gonna be able to read it !

daisy: chill your horse ! we're coming back in 10 mins !

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mac n chill

The act of eating Mac off of someone's chest whilest simultaneously plundering their butthole

Created by @noah.virgilio @pat.podlaski @ will.kirkland on insta

Hey u... wanna mac n chill? Srsly I've got a lotta Mac...send nudes?

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Eat berries and chill

Something you want to do with a REAL wifey ting, usually referring to waking up with her in the morning and eating berries with her.

Guy 1: Yo fahm i really want to eat berries and chill with that ting
Guy 2: I know right fahm that girl is a wifey ting

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chill ur nuggets

tell someone to calm down in a funny way

lizzie: go hug ur boy friend
rachel: she doesn't want to
lizzie: omg!!! GO HUG UR BOYFRIEND!
rachel:dude, chill ur nuggets

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