Long ass boring class with no end. Here you can get yelled at for going to the bathroom while being lectured on about cells being mighty morphing power rangers. As my cells multiply so do my chromosomes.
"Damn bro i just got kicked out of wybo's class "
friend"Bro why"
friend 1 "I said the og star wars trilogy was shit"
2👍 2👎
A class where teachers over-use the pushups punishment, they also make excuses to make us do extra exercises,
I hate Gym Class so freaking much, It's the worst class I ever went to
Gym Class is a VR game filled with either the nicest people in the world or racist 8 year olds who never touch grass. Most of them say the n-word and breathe heavily into the mic because they haven’t touched grass.
John: Should I download Gym Class?
Hunter: Yes, it’s a fun game!
John: *Plays for 5 minutes** (Kills Himself)
Choir fucking sucks espically when you get yelled at everyday cuz ur not perfect. most of the time the teacher cant even sing and is jealous of the students in that class. she makes kids have concerts every two montha and they arent even preparred. She will give you abunch of songs to sing at a concert and lets you practice them twice then expects you to know them perfectly by the concert. she also makes you make stupid music videos that are pointless and you will get a f for the quarter if you dont participate. if you are in st bernard choir i feel bad for you cuz your life is probably misserable.
Person 1: Are you in St. Bernard choir class?
Person 2: Yeah why???
Person 1: OMG your life probably fucking sucks
Person 2: YES OMG THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT IS!!!
The Protester Class is a class of people above the middle class but below the upper class. While most middle and lower class people need to hold down a steady job to pay their bills, the Protester Class doesn't have that burden and are therefore free to spend their days protesting and evenings rioting and/or looting. Though being an elite class of people, the Protester Class is much more diverse than other top classes. It is not uncommon to observe rich college students "protesting" arm in arm with hardened felons and psychopathic anarchists.
Ronnie: "Hey Kent, after today's protest you wanna go break into Nike and steal some Jordans, then go and burn down that restaurant your moms works at?"
Kent: "Man I wish.. I gotta be at work tomorrow morning, though."
Ronnie: "Work? Didn't anyone tell you that "Uncle George" is taking care of us? I haven't had to work in months. Welcome to the Protester Class, my friend."
When an "original" and/or "seasoned" swamp donkey has reached a high level of experience, they graduate from intercourse with anyone for a hit to only sleeping with married men. Usually only their "friends" husbands making them a high class swampy
Did you hear about Dana? She got caught in bed with Jennifer's husband... again! Guess that means she's a high class swampy now