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Cryptic Cunt

When somebody writes a cryptic message, ie a status or a blog post, about you. You know it's about you but they don't mention you. Therefore they are being snide and are too scared to mention your name.

You fall out with a friend because you slept with her boyfriend and the next day they post this message on a social network site -

"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.

by Rhiannon Crave March 13, 2012


Cunt Pudge

The "Cunt Pudge" is the area above the vagina, typically on chubby to obese people. This area can look like a continuation of stomach fat, however it is in fact a separate segment.

Dude check out the Cunt Pudge on her!

by AntEater May 23, 2014


Weak cunt

Someone who is weak

Anthony Smits is a weak cunt

by Coldbold June 30, 2016


Cunt stickler

The act of inserting a small stick, or twig, into the vagina. Can be performed alone as masturbation, or as a form of sexual activity, typically between just one other person.

I was all alone last night, and I had heard of “cunt stickler” from a friend. I had tried it, but sadly had gotten an infection.

by DefinitelyAnSTD November 28, 2019


nae cunt

Scottish slang for ‘nobody

Nae cunt like ye fuckin fat egg mate

by Barry is a nonce October 21, 2017


Cunt pack

Cunt pack or cunt packing is a verb that describes the act of viciously stabbing a vagina with your dick. In other words, packing a cunt full of your dick.

Tom: dude! Have heard of all the cunts Dave has been packing?
Kevin: Yeah! He's like a professional cunt packer!
Tom: ahh yes, the profession of champions.

by Cunt packer June 30, 2013


Stealth cunt

The art of extreme cuntness so refined one does not even realize they have been gutted and left to bleed.

Oh I like her. Dhe is so nice and really cares about me. Bitch you dont even know that stealth cunt just took your dog, your man your last coke, and she is coming to your house tomorrow night for dinner because you invited her.

by Snapperkoc July 19, 2019