chimp dance

When one is very desperate to use the toilet in order to shit, but it is already occupied. This is the agonised dance performed, hopping from one leg to the other, going "oooo oooo owwww oooww oooo!" and pulling a grotesque face. Like an angry chimp in a zoo.

Dude 1: "My new chick spends hours in the bathroom doing her face. I'm left outside doing the chimp dance every morning!"
Dude 2: "Bad shit, my man!"

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square dance

1-(noun) the act of dancing with someone in the shape of the square.
2-(verb) to dance with someone in the shape of the square (on the ground).

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slam dance

A "dancing" style often adopted by hardcore or scene kids that involves a lot of thrashing around, windmill moves, and throwing yourself around etc. Kinda like a mosh pit but getting much less hurt!

Man, you should slam dance! It's so hardcore!

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Wanna Dance?

Another way of saying wanna fuck? Especially, when a guy meets a girl in the bar and asks her for dance. They probably end up in bed at the end of the night.

Boy sees a hot girl in the club: Wanna Dance?
Girl: Sure

Boy: (hope i get lucky tonight)
Then they go dancing

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Cock Dance

When you thrust your hips up and down while your legs are spread over and over (very fast), causing your dick to slap up and down, off of both your stomach and from between your legs.

Jess opened the door to my Cock Dance in the mirror. Needless to say, she was impressed.

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sword dance

While playing Halo, it is the act of recklessly waving around an energy sword in the hopes that you might actually hit and/or kill someone.

Hey David, never go near Travis while he is doing a sword dance. It's retarded how lucky he gets. Its almost like he actually has skill.....

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jizzle dance

the dance girls do after taking a facial

self explainatory;after sex; the bitch did the jizzle dance

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