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What makes it possible for so many awesome definitions to be on the internet without being arrested =D
I was fighting a lawsuit against sexual harassment for telling a girl that i snatched her booty, thanks to urban dictionary i was able to tell them that i was talking about sunken treasure.............
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Website similar to Urban Dictionary, except in that it defines old phrases and sayings instead of slang. Can be used to decipher what the hell your parents are talking about, or to sharpen up for the next grueling conversation with your grandparents.
oldendictionary.blogspot.com
I had no idea what my Dad was talking about until I went to Olden Dictionary...
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(ur-buhn) (dik-shuh-ner-ee)
-Noun
1. A collaborative definition website where every word represents a specific way in which a man can ejaculate onto a woman.
-Verb
2. When a man pushes a woman's breasts apart, ejaculates between them, and then presses her breasts back together.
1. See Strawberry shortcake, houdini, Abe Lincoln, chili dog, angry dragon, tea bag, glass bottom boat, space docking, hot lunch, hot carl, boston pancake, jumper, melon, daink, cherry cream pie, blumpkin, Tony Danza and finally, dome.
2. John: Fancy writing another entry to the urban dictionary tonight, darling?
Jane: Not really, John, no.
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A place where everything is sexually related to sex. Watch.
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX. Yep.
Haha whats a dirty missionary doggy fuck?
Dunno...lets look it up on urban dictionary.
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SLAP IN THE FACE! if u need to look urban dictionary up on the urban dictionary, then SLAP!
I should search for Urban Dictionary on Uurban Dictionary...
SLAP!
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A fawesome dictionary telling webster to stick a thumb up his butt.
Omg that definition should so be in the urban dictionary.
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while i was reading an article on wikipedia on urban dictionary which is linking to the definition of urban dictionary on urban dictionary which was written by other urban dictionary users who wanted to say something about urban dictionary on the urban dictionary itself i decided to contribute to the urban dictionary by defining urban dictionary.
i don't feel like counting how many times have i used "urban dictionary" in my definition of urban dictionary in order to contribute to the urban dictionary.
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