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Schlong Disease

An STD only transmitted by the inclusion of perverted ideas into the intimacy that is the human reproductive process.

“Bro did you hear about Jay? He had severe schlong disease from that orgy a while back.”

by Mr. Tiny Meat March 24, 2020


diseasive

It's deceitful, evil and deceased.

The calorie content of those Chicken Littles was very diseasive.

by Diseasive November 17, 2014


Action Movie Disease

The phenomena in which the dialogue in action movies is much too quiet, while the action scenes are far too loud; forcing the viewer to constantly increase and decrease the volume.

I love John Wick but I hate how I constantly have to increase the volume while people are talking and decrease the volume during action scenes. This is a typical case Action Movie Disease.

by Gwynnyyy January 6, 2024


Alzdriver's disease

Old-timers so befuddled while driving they forget where they're going and where they came from. Usually go 10 miles per hour below speed limit looking for familiar surroundings which they wouldn't recognize anyway.

Why is that old fart driving so frickin' slow? Yep, Alzdriver's disease.

by Wordclown January 3, 2014


Designer Disease

The ailments associated with the Graphic Design field; from Carpal Tunnel, to eye strain and headaches.

I love what I do, but this Designer Disease is difficult to work with sometimes.

by feathersonaflume November 15, 2014


Mink Disease

When someone or a large group of people cut their hair very short unexpectedly, usually used to describe a random wave of boys all getting the same haircut.

“Dude, mink disease is spreading like wildfire!”
“I know right, I can’t believe so many people are getting mink

by Indonesian Sauce Website May 15, 2024


Mink Disease

When everyone suddenly decides to get the same haircut/style, esp. short hair with shaved/short sides.

“Wow Mink Disease is spreading like wildfire! I can’t believe everyone is getting the same haircut!”

by Indonesian Sauce Website April 11, 2024