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To blank someone's dong, is the act of ignoring someone's genitals when in clear view.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.
Bro 1: Dude, totally gonna have a threesome this weekend!
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.
*DIng dong bing bong* "A body has been discovered!-"
Provide the long dong and then ditching that bi*tch off your long shlong.
Once my dong starts to itch, I know it’s time to dong and ditch.
A person who touches men in weird ways.
Peter: Hey Jack, stop touching my dick,
Jack: Sorry I can't help it, I'm a dong fondeler
Originally thought to have been a conjoined twin at birth, Arf's Dong is so large that it is typically used to describe how big or small something is in relation to his unit. Experts state that whenever an erection is formed his heartrate increases roughly ~300% in order to compensate for the blood loss in his brain as well as maintain his throbbing member.
Wow! Did you see that giant pile of elephant shit?
YEAH! It was almost as big as Arf's Dong!
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I'm not so sure it would fit.. Sure it will. If Arf's Dong could fit, anything can!
A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)
My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong