First Maid

The first first aid to arrive on the scene., Equipped with bandages, rolled gauzedes and ointments.

Pee pads are a must, be won't be required; are optional...
Proof of residency encouraged, not enforced.
Handicapped license required. Fraugalent abusers will be reported.
Anyone < age 55 will be locked at the staulks. No Poop Breaks.

Dayum Daniel, gramps here tired as hell, call up the First Maid, take her all day to walk here, and she gots to take me to get my prescription..

First batch

1. Alfa-female, bitch in charge.

2. One of those who came there first.

1. Girls, listen to me carefully, I'm the first batch here.
2. Hey, newby, don't ask silly questions. Look how I do it. I'm the first batch in this company.

milk first

Something that a absolute fucking RETARD would do. How are you going to eat that pile of cereal floating on milk? It's a disgrace that in the age of advanced technology there are still "people'' who make cereal this way.

I live by the rule "Cereal first" but I have a downey brother and he prefers to pour milk first. No wonder he's a downey lmao

At first ear

it's when u hear something for the first time

At first ear, it sounded cool.

At first ear

it's like when you hear something for the first time.

At first ear, it sounds way cooler than my old fridge.

co-first-cousin-twice-removed-in-law

Spouse's first-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.

My co-first-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.

kiss me first

... before you try to have intercourse with me, my late&loved Mother informed me in 1975, are good manners, good etiquette, and a good idea most of the time, imho and life experience.

Kiss me first before you try to have intercourse with me, my late&loved Mother informed me in 1975, are good manners, good etiquette, and a good idea most of the time, imho and life experience.