food baby

when someone has a larger stomach which resembles being pregnant

Juno: I'm pregnant.
Friend: Are you sure it isn't a food baby?

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Dog Food

bay area slang used to describe cocaine.

i was getting real hyphy off the dog food with keak, but my nose started runnin'

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Food Fiesta

A gleeful celebration of eating done by obese women, usually as a way to compensate for emotional stress.

Betty Jo just got dumped by Bob, so she assuaged her emotional stress by having an epic food fiesta.

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Chinese Food

Another name for Marijuana.

This name or "code word" originated in Australia as a code word that a group of teenagers used so they could talk about Marijuana and not be caught.

This code word is very effective, for example the work "Wok"
in this situation could also be a Bong. And a restaurant proprietor could be a dealer.

Hey, wanna get Chinese Food on Saturday?

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Italian food

Culinary tradition stolen from China. Spaghetti - Noodles (Chinese)
Tomato sauce - Ketchup (Chinese)

Chinese person : rook that fat woman with a goatee is a making a noodles stir fry.

Chinese intellectual : No she a not making noodles that a woman a making italian food, spaghetti with a ragu. She a not chinese, you no see she style her hair with butter? an a she have lot of facial hair, she Itarian.

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food baby

When you poop, a food baby comes out.

Dude, your food baby stopped up the terlit!
I know... I ate a giant burrito yesterday and some hummus. The labor lasted at least half an hour. I needed an epidural.

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Chinese Food

tastes like shit that would come from a dead cat.

Man, this shit tastes like someone slaughtered my cat last night.

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