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Google-Screwed

When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.

Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.

by Ace of Kent March 31, 2022


Google-Brained

Memory full of random google information. Or having a brain fart because google overload.

My head is exhausted, must be google-brained.

by Laura Little Wilson December 11, 2019


Google Gut

When you get a pain in your stomach from the fear of your Google auto complete revealing something terrible that you have Googled before while someone watches you type.

My step mom asked me to look up a Thai restaurant near us, as soon as i typed in Thai i got a really bad case of Google Gut, because i didnt know what the auto search was going to bring up.

by bigspence April 7, 2019


Googl/Googol

A Googol or Megagoogol is one of the LARGEST NUMBERS IN THE Word. Compared to your Dick,its 5 CENTIFAMILACODOERASEXTILLION BIGGER TO YOUR 1 METER PENIS

"In 2007, scientist speculated there will 10 Googl/Googol People in the 9054's if we Live on another planet!

by OTNDGuy1444 October 20, 2022


Google-safe

adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.

noun. Google-safety.

"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."

"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."

by ryzander March 3, 2012


google head

Anyone who swears by and ONLY uses google as the ONLY search engine/web browser in the universe!

I know plenty of people who’ve NEVER heard of safari, internet explorer, Yahoo, Bing, Edge, firefox! My sister is a big Google head!

by Redsonjaoriginal June 29, 2023


Google Cardboard

VR on the cheap, Unfortunately only 3DoF but a good deal, got mine for 9€ or about 10 US Dollars. Needs a smartphone with a Gyroscope, and may or may not have head straps

Mario: Yo dude I can do VR, and I only spent 9 euros!
Luigi: How dude?
Mario: I bought a Google Cardboard!
Luigi: Woah Cook my brudda

by HoloKolaMasterRace January 4, 2021