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It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.
To be categorised separately from someone's main social group.
Refers to the act of not allowing your social life to crossover with your sex life.
Person 1: I'm heading out for my 18th with my mates.
Person 2: Oh hey how come you didn't ask me to join?
Person 1: Nah we'll do something on the weekend for it.
Person 2: Woah since when have I been girlfriended?
when an item of clothing is no longer in your possession because it was taken by your girlfriend
“Bruh why don’t you have tracksuit bottoms?!”
“They got girlfriended”
Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.
Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to
Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.
Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
Boy: It is National Girlfriend's Choice Day
Girl: You said that yesterday
where is she?
"Where is lukes girlfriend?"
"He is a lonley waste of sperm"