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I love doing this. Waking up in the morning, going under the sheets and sucking my husbands pipe while he is still sleeping.
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To ejaculate (cream) into a vagina (pussy).
I wanna give pussy a taste of cream so badly!
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When a bitch dares you to do something and doesn't keep his promise.
Dick;I'll give you 100 dollars.
Victim; Ok * Breaks neck*.
Dick; * Doesn't give 100 dollars *.
Medical bill: 100 dollars.
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To end a relationship in an awkward way, to break up with.
I'd heard that you and Heather were fighting, but I didn't know you were going to give her your drivers license.
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November 10th is national give someone a chance day. No matter what give someone a chance at something no matter if it be a friendship, relationship, redemption, money, or a job even.
Sam: Hey didnt jeff ask you out the other day?
Bailey: yeah. I rejected his ass!
Jeff: *goes on urban dictionary and makes national give someone a chance day cause hes sad*
*national give a chance day was then created*
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He asked for head so he want it.
National Give Elliot head day is meant for the best minnie of minnies
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basically go crazy, change that D by succing that D, and baam you got an A
Brian: Lena, I swear there’s nothing weirder than ‘National Eat Your Dog Day’
Lena: Ohhhh, wait til you hear about ‘National Give A Teacher Head Day’
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