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I love doing this. Waking up in the morning, going under the sheets and sucking my husbands pipe while he is still sleeping.
He asked for head so he want it.
National Give Elliot head day is meant for the best minnie of minnies
To end a relationship in an awkward way, to break up with.
I'd heard that you and Heather were fighting, but I didn't know you were going to give her your drivers license.
basically go crazy, change that D by succing that D, and baam you got an A
Brian: Lena, I swear there’s nothing weirder than ‘National Eat Your Dog Day’
Lena: Ohhhh, wait til you hear about ‘National Give A Teacher Head Day’
November 10th is national give someone a chance day. No matter what give someone a chance at something no matter if it be a friendship, relationship, redemption, money, or a job even.
Sam: Hey didnt jeff ask you out the other day?
Bailey: yeah. I rejected his ass!
Jeff: *goes on urban dictionary and makes national give someone a chance day cause hes sad*
*national give a chance day was then created*
When a bitch dares you to do something and doesn't keep his promise.
Dick;I'll give you 100 dollars.
Victim; Ok * Breaks neck*.
Dick; * Doesn't give 100 dollars *.
Medical bill: 100 dollars.
On August 30th give your freind Donald love and affection People named Donald tend to be lonely skumbags. But everybody deserves love, even people named Donald
Hey guys let's go down to the trailer park for National give Donald love day.