The greatest pleasure a women could give to a man

I love doing this. Waking up in the morning, going under the sheets and sucking my husbands pipe while he is still sleeping.

pipe (dick)

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give pussy a taste of cream

To ejaculate (cream) into a vagina (pussy).

I wanna give pussy a taste of cream so badly!

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National Give Elliot Head Day

He asked for head so he want it.

National Give Elliot head day is meant for the best minnie of minnies

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National Give a Teacher Head Day

basically go crazy, change that D by succing that D, and baam you got an A

Brian: Lena, I swear there’s nothing weirder than ‘National Eat Your Dog Day’

Lena: Ohhhh, wait til you hear about ‘National Give A Teacher Head Day’

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Give her your drivers license

To end a relationship in an awkward way, to break up with.

I'd heard that you and Heather were fighting, but I didn't know you were going to give her your drivers license.

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National give someone a chance day

November 10th is national give someone a chance day. No matter what give someone a chance at something no matter if it be a friendship, relationship, redemption, money, or a job even.

Sam: Hey didnt jeff ask you out the other day?
Bailey: yeah. I rejected his ass!
Jeff: *goes on urban dictionary and makes national give someone a chance day cause hes sad*

*national give a chance day was then created*

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i'll give you 100 dollars

When a bitch dares you to do something and doesn't keep his promise.

Dick;I'll give you 100 dollars.

Victim; Ok * Breaks neck*.
Dick; * Doesn't give 100 dollars *.
Medical bill: 100 dollars.

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