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a method of rapid typing and communicating by means of abbreviations and symbols, used esp. for SMS messaging/texting.
txt-hand sample:
SUP QT? RU doin NEthng 2nite? FYI, EVRY1 goin 2 D PRT. CUL8R.
txt-hand translation:
What's up cutie? Are you doing anything tonight? For your information, everyone is going to the party. See you later.
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The Thalidomide Hand is obtained when two lovers embrace side-by-side in bed, and one of them has their hand emerging from under their body. It resembles a common deformity from the early 60s caused by the use of the drug Thalidomide.
"When Lauren and I started making out in bed, she had rolled over onto her right arm and got the Thalidomide hand."
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The official faction of assasins found in the Bethesda owned game "Oblivion"
A reference to the clan of assasins found in another defenition of this phrase. Also known as the Dark Brotherhood. They follow the spirit known as the Night Mother (AKA Old Lady Luck). The Dark Brotherhood only kills those who have not proven themselves worthy of living (For various reasons but mostly for murder and scamming).
"I trust your decisions will only benefit The Black Hand."-(Lucienne LaChance)
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When you're fingering/fisting your girlfriend so many times or for so long that the skin on your hands becomes pruned from the juices, as if you were in a hot tub for too long.
Person 1: Damn, I had my hands in her for so long they got pruny!
Person 2: Dude, you've got pussy hands!
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err what? a guy that got analled by a horse and died...duuude thats just some fucked up shit right there....he fucked an animal!! WTF
its people like mr. hands which is why aids exists
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A phrase used by football players that means you can't catch good.
I will be reciever I'm ill @ catching.
other guy: no fucking way you suck you hav like stone hands
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