Have you seen the shoelace video?

A code phrase used by those in the tickle community to find other members. It was originally derived from the Tumblr user code, “I like your shoelaces.” The correct response from someone who is in the tickle community is, “Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.”

Secret Lee: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.
Secret Lee: …holy shit

Secret Ler: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Random Oblivious Bystander: No…? What shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Never mind, I’ll try to remember send it to you later.

You wanna have a bad time?

This is something that the character Sans from undertale says. He says this if you pick the genocide rute by killing the other monsters. When he says this is when you meet him in a hall.

Frisk: Hi Sans.
Sans: You wanna have a bad time?

landen and brenden having 3 sum

When you find a girl and start having a 3 sum with her then you randomly stop nad start sucking each others dick

Dude last night I had the best landen and brenden having 3 sum. It was so much fun

Didn't you have your Wheaties?

Used to ask why somebody is not working as hard as they should, inspired by the fact that the cereal of the name is supposed to help one build big strong muscles. Coaches especially like to ask this of their players, when their players are not practicing nearly hard enough.

"Didn't you have your Wheaties?" Coach Egan asked of David and Greg,who were horsing around during football practice. "You're supposed to be practicing and putting lots of effort into it! No horsing around!"

what will you have in 500 years

Cool ass part from the show tbh

Dude1: what will you have in 500 years
Dude 2:I will have ca-candice.
Dude 1: who’s Candice?
Dude 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth
Dude 1: violently punches dude 2

You have just been Jordo'd

A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service. Then goes for a surf

Congratulations for financing with us you have just been Jordo'd

Have a Nice Rest of Your Day

When your cordially invited to go Fuck yourself!

History: When in the Hell did we start inserting “rest of your” in the salutation, “Have a nice (rest of your) day!”

I.E. When you leave a small tip, or in current times, when you frequent almost any establishment, and upon exiting the premises an employee will say, “Have a nice REST of your day!”