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Jacob Salami

A fat ass who likes to nut to fortnite porn

I am not like a Jacob Salami.

by EatinAssAndSlayinDudes December 23, 2021


jacob chang

he's the guy who likes to watch anime and gets grounded from his parents because he and his brother gets into an argument on who does the dishes and who needs to take out the dog and he does some chorus and he a popular video gamer and has a bright future on him and he wrestle for waipahu high school and he goes somewhere where he takes hell of long ass time and he goes to sleep and doesn't get on until the next day.

Jacob chang is one of the most anime fan ever and he likes to go on his ps4 and play modern warfare with setu. :/
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by PCBOYZHAMMAH808 May 12, 2021


A Jacob Bryan Friendship

In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.

Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small

by liljjblingbling December 20, 2023


Jacob Ryan Beck

A Socially awkward man who also happens to star in the hit YouTube channel Ryan Beck as the little kid who also happens to make weird noises the whole time, sometimes makes fortnite highlights

Wow That Jacob Ryan Beck sure does run a quality youtube channel

by chuteeee August 2, 2021


To pull a Jacob

To pull a Jacob means that you dont give a fuck, like you just go over to girls and start raping them or get their number.
Or lets say you are with your Homeboys and you wanna act cool AF but you dont know how, ma nigga just pull a jacob and loose yourself

i yo ma nigga we are we going to pull a Jacob or what

by Attack Helicopter bf4 September 25, 2018


Jacob

Wake up. Wake up. Your friends aren’t real. Your family misses you. Wake up.

Jacob…Wake up please. It’s me your mom. Please wake up!!!

by MoochieMan February 9, 2022


Jacob

Jacob is one of the funniest guys you’ll ever meet. Some could say he’s crazy but when you get to know him, he has a soft spot. Always the life of the party and the smile to your day. He’s very popular with the girls, because of his amazing looks and personality. If you ever meet a Jacob stick with him or his friends and take the chance. Trust me you won’t regret it.

Whos that hottie?”
”Yeah, that's Jacob.”
”Haha, he looks hilarious!”
”Go talk to him!”

by geydhjs August 15, 2018