Jim-jam jimmy hat

Instead of the conventional approach of reaching over to one's bedside table and finding your favourite pack of jimmy hats, it is much easier to 'gather' (or more conventionally 'cluster') one's jim-jam (pyjama) bottoms in order to create a make-shift, yet effective, J-hat.

Timmy: "Hey Jimmy, guess what happened?!"
Jimmy: "What happened Timmy??"
Timmy: "Well Jimmy, I ran out of condoms last night so I had to use my jim-jam jimmy hats."

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Ain’t no Jimmie on the LO-LO

A word used to assure a friend or companion that their current situation is optimal, despite all possible doubt.

Hey man, don’t worry re-payin’ for me for the movie tickets. Ain’t no Jimmie on the LO-LO!

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i found money jimmy

when someone tells there friend jimmy they have found money.

i found money jimmy

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Jimmy William Smith Jr

The most amazing person in the entire universe, hes got a great personality and he only likes people that mean alot to him. Hes the kind of person that will hurt anyone that messes with him or his crush/girlfriend

Ryan: "who is that kind hearted person?"

Allan: "its Jimmy William Smith Jr of course! And his burgers are fine!"

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jimmy eat world syndrome

Really cute music made by really ghastly dudes.

I want to have sex these guys because the music is so good, but alas, they suffer from Jimmy Eat World Syndrome.

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Rustling Some Jimmies

To plays with other male's genitalia

Whiterunguardwasbanned: "I'm just Rustling Some Jimmies."

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Who up slippin they Jimmy rn?

A saying what people usually say when they suspect someone slippin they Jimmy rn.

"Who up slippin they Jimmy rn?"
"Me"

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