Rack-job

Word used to describe a women with unbelievably large breasts.

Holy crap, Pat’s mom got a rack-job.

Gel Job

When a person gives a hand job to a man or fingers a woman with liberal use of lubricant.

'she were proper dry so I had to gel job it'

John job

When a man abandons his wife when she needs him most.

He did a John job on her!

McRim Job

What happens to your ass after you take a shit from eating too much McDonald's.

Because of ShaNaynay's overindulgence of chicken McNuggets, she ended up getting an aweful McRim Job later that night.

scratch job

The act of attempting to get a man or woman to orgasm by scratching their genitalia with your nails.

"Dude, last night was great. Jessica gave me a scratch job and even though my dick was bleeding, I jizzed all over her face."

Snow job

Where you take a snowball and shove it into someone's arse.

Guy 1: Dude... Why are you touching your butt..?
Guy 2: My girl gave me a snow job for being a dick and it's just now melting.
Dude 1: Ah, sorry bro.

hover job

When you jerk or suck someone off without explicitly touching them, or are jerked or sucked off without touching them, with the intentions of humiliating the jerker offer.

Jacob's mother gave me a hover job and then I gave her an angry dragon.