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Vastayan King

to be patient over the other person's impatience

My father is so Vastayan King!

by warframe player June 1, 2019


Biohazardous King

An incel who uses children's video games to chat up underage girls to convince them to send pictures of them so he can show fellow workmates pictures of them under the guise that he's some kind of ladies man. Egotistical and psychopathic, they are very quick to claim to be the victim to cover their nefarious practices.

Did you hear about that guy who got added to the sex offender register for show pictures of young girls to his workmates?
Yeah he's a bit of a Biohazardous King!

by Monkeyfuck McGraw June 26, 2021


exploding kings

Playing "Exploding Kittens" with a standard deck of cards instead of using original "Exploding Kittens" deck. Requires 2 decks for full emulation, but with 4 or less players you can use a single deck.

2-6 = pair-able cards (cards without instructions)
7 = skip
8 = see the future (1 extra "8" card is needed from 2nd deck for accurate emulation)
9 = nope
10 = shuffle the deck
Jack = attack
Queen = ask for favor
King = exploding kitten

Ace = diffuse (2 Ace cards from 2nd deck are required for more than 4 players)

Best if played by people who are familiar with "Exploding Kittens" rules.

Camper 1: Lets play "Exploding Kittens"
Camper 2: Crap, I left my deck at home. I only have regular cards
Camper 3: We can play Exploding Kings - use regular cards and use "Exploding Kittens" rules.

by Dr. Analog July 10, 2017


hash king

A man who is worship for his hash abilities, a man above all communities, a God.

That lad is THE Hash King bro

by The Orwin slaver December 24, 2017


The King's Palisade

The act of having a woman sit on your face and a woman on your penis, as if forming a palisade.

That form... That can only be The King's Palisade. Such grace!

by TheTrueKingofWomen93 August 19, 2015


Puppy King

Little boy that captures hearts of every one around

He is my little puppy king.

by marvelgirl July 12, 2008


King hopper

A king hopper is a female, who loves Latin Kings. One who loves Latin Kings so much she is down to sleep with the whole team, and who often does sleep with the whole team. A female who has has sex or even full relationships with more than one King is also in fact a King Hopper. King Hoppers come in all ages, shapes, and sizes. A female who allows Latin Kings to trizz is a prime example of a king hopper.

When you've had sex with more then one Latin King, chances are you are a King Hopper.

by YouKnowwwwThis March 23, 2011