Interpretations of media that makes excuses for sexist/anti-lgbtq/racist themes by giving undue credit and nuance to authorial intent; especially as a way to give a pass to offensive writing in movies/books/etc you might enjoy.
"Zelda isn't actually a damsel in distress because she helps in defeating the final boss"
"No, that's just a left-reading of her role. She still has to wait around for Link to save her very frequently."
or
"The left-readings of Rey's role in Star Wars Episode 8 are too forgiving, considering she spends so much of the film trying to 'fix' men. "
The act of having one’s wife, Girlfriend or husband fucked
Don’t bring your wife or girlfriend to a three left show, they will get fucked! (Dummer said don’t forget husbands!)
When over zealous male suitor misses the intended target striking the not vagina area.
Easy tiger, I think your left of labia.
Sloppy left overs is basically your ex who gave sloppy head
Have fun with my sloppy left overs
Used on videos, images, or on people that are cringe, sus, dumb, ugly, mentally disabled, furries.
Friend: Yo, look at that furry.
Me: bro was definitely born from the left nut.
Friend: that's some left nut activity!
to have your read receipts on, and read the text message, without responding. purposefully ignoring a person and/or their message.
Jessica was left on the reads by Mike, which caused an argument.
The opposite of "You right"
Person 1: dude I heard that January got cancelled from next year
Person 2: i left
Person 1: oh damn