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A four-legged rake is a dog that insists on rolling in fresh-cut grass or piles of dead leaves, just for the sheer joy of carrying them into the house with him. Once, the leaves are on your floor or furniture, they become yard dandruff.
My Chihuahua is a four-legged rake. He just brought in half the lawn.
A term for an unsolved mystery, also known as "Leg in OKC" or "A Leg in OKC." Relates to the real-life P-71 mystery from the April 19, 1995, bombing in Oklahoma City, in which one human left leg was never identified:
An allusion to the name of the novel A Leg in Oklahoma City (2019), written by Greg Hoetker
"Hey, did you hear about the Malaysia airplane thing?"
"Oh yeah, the plane just disappeared. They never solved it. That's A Leg in Oklahoma City."
The opposite of a daddy long legs. Someone with very short legs.
Cate is so short, she's like a Daddy Short Legs.
In military terms, a male erection. Usually used by veterans and serving members of the military to explain the tent in their camo pants.
I gave that lap dancer a third leg salute.
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A shot that is rumoured to be impossible in the game of football, However myth suggests that a few gifted players have crafted this talent, Usually mistaken as a mis hit shot...
The ball deflects off of a defender and falls towards the player, he lines it up for the shot and somehow magically performs the roll down leg generating immense power, it may look like a terrible attempt at a volley but dont be fooled.
(n) a five plus pound penis that, when erect, resembles a chunky baby's leg complete with rolls. Often achieved with the help of implants and injections.
Elmer: "hey shit cletus, what you got in your pocket? "
Cletus: "bend over and I'll show you. "
Elmer: "damn, how did you do that? wait, what you doing. ..get that German baby leg away from me! "
When a white girl shaves her legs down to the point where they’re green
My god Sammy has guacamole leg dip. It looks so bad