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the worst form of cruelty a person can be put through...
Monday was the worst day for Artab because he had long block math
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The man with the longest dick in the world.
Jack:"Whoa, did you here of long dong silva? He has like a 1m long dick.!
Michael:"Man that's long. But i still don't understand how he masturbates. Wouldn't he die of the bloodpressure in his dick?"
Jack:"That's a good question. I think he didn't even try to. He knows what would happen."
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Best players in the state, They will beat any middle school in the country, and will beat Wiregrass!!!
James: name one good football team
Reed:John long football
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A person that likes to eat salami off of peoples toes, especially when they’re cheesy.
“Last night I did an Eryn Le Long and I regret nothing”
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a time period delusional or mendacious people use to make their bullshit seem plausible
"i lost my virginity a long time ago" - ben
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Zulu, Means 'Get The Fuck On'
Sometimes Used As A Kind Gesture,
Can Also Be Used To Tell Someone To 'Get The Fuck On'.
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"Bong-Geeda-Long Before I Whoop Yo' Monkey Ass BOY!!!"
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A friend that has unique problems with women. It is taken from the .22 long rifle rim fire, which is notorious for being in accurate and destroying itself after firing once.
Posk has three women to deal with but he is crushing himself. Total long rifle; no primer!
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