Random
Source Code
Random
a classic hit tv show about little kids doing things only possible by the use of a telephone
18👍 39👎
the man with the magic pretzel
hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!
10👍 14👎
when you do anything better then the person you are facing in a game. when they look at you in amazment you say, "I call it dope boy magic"
scott duncked over josh in a streetball game, Scott said that he calls it dope boy magic, then did the chicken noodle soup dance as josh ran home
42👍 110👎
When fucking a butter face, pull out before you cum, rip the paper bag off her head, and as you cum in her face, yell "ABRACADABRA!"
"I went home with a slump buster last night and gave her a magic hat."
"She was fugly, so I gave her the ol' Marietta Magic Hat."
"So, we got back to his place and he said he'd show me a magic trick...but all he did was cum in my face and yell ABRACADABRA!"
10👍 22👎
A rash or skin chafing as a result of exposure to the Brillo-like pubic hairs of someone of Middle Eastern descent.
"Why won't she blow me?"
"Because she doesn't want to wake up with a magic carpet burn on her upper lip, you dirty towelhead"
4👍 6👎
When a female has a penis and get a boner and slapps the penis on ones face until it cracks open and then the one being slapped will suck on the crack, taking out all the juicy until they feel the magic. Once that happens, they will see floating dicks in the sky as they fall through the universe of sex. Then they take their vagina and shove ones leg in, an arm, their head, the other leg, the other arm, and burrow inside of the vagina amd wait 9 months until they are reborn as an adult. Then santa and the easter bunny start "do'in it" on top of the man-baby and then will you feel the magic
Do you wanna know how to feel the magic?
2👍 2👎
The inexplicable ability to drain beer pong shots while smoking a blunt, especially if the blunt is in one's mouth while one takes the shot
Quit chiefing on that l, fella, I need some magical blunt power before I can shoot!
2👍 2👎