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Math

Math is a thing that you use as part of your daily basis and life.

Teacher: "Say math in French, kids"
Student: "Yo, sensei, it's les maths"
Nerd: "But sensei is not French, it's Japanese"
Teacher: "You both have a detention for not saying languages properly"
Math Teacher: "You are fired! Maths is Maths! LES MATHS!!"

by BrightDefinitions June 14, 2022


Maths

The incorrect British spelling of “Math,” where they add a plural to the end and try to justify it as a contraction

Steve, I just finished all my maths.
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.

Steve later told him to go eat a dick

by Osaka-ramen chan November 5, 2021


Maths

The incorrect British spelling of “Math,” where they add a plural to the end and try to justify it as a contraction

Steve, I just finished all my maths.
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.

Steve later told him to go eat a dick

by Osaka-ramen chan November 5, 2021


Math

A subject that makes you want to commit suicide.

My friend Bob is now dead because I think he did too much math.

by MileHighBronco/MathHater May 13, 2020


MATH

The worst thing in history. Like who would want to sit and add numbers for there life

I Hate MATH

by ejhgoferjqgo;vrjoqwgvjoq3r; January 27, 2020


math

math is hands down the worst subject ever and sucks i suck at math and i rather be doing something other than math-Derek Ortega

math is hard and bad

by Derek Angel Ortega ur boiii March 27, 2018


Math

Schools and teachers way of torture on kids. The kids hate it cause they know that they are just about to get tortured. Math is known as the torture method with the least amount of death per year, but it is still super dangerous.

Guy right before math: ahhh freak off, its math now!
Teacher: hi everyone welcome to another math lesson!
Class: *silence*

by Filidili November 30, 2018