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When someone reaches late to school, or office and blames the tire for being flat tire in the bike or car.
"Six out of ten times Rajeev had a morning puncture for reaching late last month, good time the company should buy him tubeless tires"
rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves
person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?
person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?
The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
When you wake up and find out there are googs still available!
Oi, the captain is putting on a goog morning!!
When morning just ended and afternoon is just starting
Good morning afternoonish bitch
When you take 7 hits of acid in the morning to get through the day
Damn, volunteer did a morning seven today. It's gonna be fun
you know..
casey and izzie in 4x10
me: ohhhh that’s sunday morning!!