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Jerk off next to your sleeping girlfriend and blow your load in her bellybutton and let it dry up over night
My girlfriend was asleep when I got home last night, i tried to wake her up, she pushed me away so I gave her an egyptian mud puddle.
When your partner has explosive diarrhea and you insert your penis into their balloon knot to slow and/or stop the brown river. This creates a butt plug. When you remove your penis you let the liquid shits dry creating a hardened shell and mud hut appearance.
Steve: I don’t know what I ate but I am shitting water.
Leo: Don’t worry Steve, I’ll take care of your anal spillage lickety-split with a Tanzanian Mud Hut !!!
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When in the act of anal sex the man ejaculates inside of man/women’s butt hole. When the man or woman tries to evacuate the semen it mixes with the poop causing what appears to a snowy muddy mixture called the milky mud trails.
Last night Jimmy ejaculated in my butt. After sex I had to go to the bathroom. When I began to push out the semen there must have been left over feces in there. The mixture resembled a milky mud trails.
(n; noun) a pinch of Copenhagen Wintergreen manually inserted into the anal cavity.
“Hey honey! Don’t forget to take out your Mississippi mud bug before supper!”
This is where you preform a chili dog on a heffers pink sock
I was so bored yesterday that I decided to give a Georgia mud flap to my mom.
When a man gets a blowjob from a girl with a dip in
I’m going Kentucky Mud Boggin with my girlfriend tonight.
The act of peeing inside of someone’s butthole. Then using his/her butthole like a shower
Honey the water got shut off again and I need to shower. I’m going to need a Mississippi mud honey before I go to work.