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road muffin

1. When you are stuck in traffic and you take a shit in a cup and stash it under your seat.

2. A ho you bring on a long road trip.

"Damn i left a road muffin in my car and now it smells like shit!"

"Jenny's my road muffin, she gave me head all the way to Denver."

by Gorman 1st floor May 17, 2008

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tinted muffin

a faggot. person who prefers their own gender. total creepy face.

"Dude, Travis just bought some gay porn, he is such a tinted muffin!"

by xxxheraldface November 11, 2007

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cuck muffin

A right wing, conservative, or Nazi power bottom.

Richard Spencer is my cuck muffin.

by Whoevertypedthatbsup August 18, 2017

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Punk Muffin

a person who plays pranks and steals tv remotes

they are being punk muffins! they stole my tv remote

by punkmuff May 11, 2010

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Fagg Muffin

A word used to call someone a fagget.

Nico is a Fagg Muffin!

by Brazilianboy2k7 October 30, 2007

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bitch muffin

A small person that looks like a rat, tends to have a bitchy attitude and takes pleasure in judging other people's appearance.

That tiny bitch muffin just judged my outfit. I feel self-conscious now.

by VanillaIsMyBro April 22, 2011

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muffin fighter

A professional boxer who's only purpose is to become a KO victim. One with no skills and looks the part.

John Ruiz was beaten by at least 10 muffin fighters in the last few years and he actually holds a heavyweight championship belt!

by Lyle Richard July 22, 2005

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