1. When you are stuck in traffic and you take a shit in a cup and stash it under your seat.
2. A ho you bring on a long road trip.
"Damn i left a road muffin in my car and now it smells like shit!"
"Jenny's my road muffin, she gave me head all the way to Denver."
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a faggot. person who prefers their own gender. total creepy face.
"Dude, Travis just bought some gay porn, he is such a tinted muffin!"
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A right wing, conservative, or Nazi power bottom.
Richard Spencer is my cuck muffin.
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a person who plays pranks and steals tv remotes
they are being punk muffins! they stole my tv remote
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A word used to call someone a fagget.
Nico is a Fagg Muffin!
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A small person that looks like a rat, tends to have a bitchy attitude and takes pleasure in judging other people's appearance.
That tiny bitch muffin just judged my outfit. I feel self-conscious now.
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A professional boxer who's only purpose is to become a KO victim. One with no skills and looks the part.
John Ruiz was beaten by at least 10 muffin fighters in the last few years and he actually holds a heavyweight championship belt!
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