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The inflamed itchy bumps on males balls, often resemble a turkey neck.
Wife: Why are your hands in your pants?
Husband: I have a swollen Turkey Neck. Now get off my back.
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everyone has run into one its that one guy in a big truck with the confederate flag up behind him someone who always has a beer in his left hand and a M-16 in his right its someone who votes for tump and follows his every word and threatens anyone who wants to take their guns away
man 1: see that man in front of us he is drunk out of his mind he should not be on the road
man 2: its an angry red neck lets juts pass him
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A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.
1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.
2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.
A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.
1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.
2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.
Neck Level Angry is a term common in Holland and in particular in some of the older duchy's. The term is used to refer to someone who is extremely angry or irritated to the extent of becoming violent. The term is thought to have originated in the Dutch African colonies in the mid 1800s and is commonly believed to refer to South African giraffes who have extremely sensitive necks and can become enraged when their necks are touched.
Did you see Claude the Wind Mill owner? He was neck level angry about not getting his cheese delivery!
When people make out like they're giraffes fighting.
Person 1: Tom and Claire are doing that sloppy giraffe neck.
Person 2: That's nasty man.
Person 1: They gonna break their necks.
When someone is getting lairy and needs to calm down
wind your neck in and stop being a haddock