cell phone radiation

n. someone who carries two or more cell phones (none of which are for business purposes) and is talking on one of them almost all the time... this person will stop whatever they're doing to talk on their cell phone, even if they're with friends

adj. radiation from cell phones (obviously)

Oh shit, Cell Phone Radiation is coming... better get my lead apron!

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Flip Phone Pervert

Anyone who secretly uses their mobile phone to take pictures or video of people in public places.

Man #1- Hey asshole, you recording my girlfriend doing beer bongs and passing out drunk? I'm going to kick your ass, you Flip Phone Pervert.

Man #2- If your girlfriend wasn't making such a whore out of herself I wouldn't be doing it. Anyway, a concert parking lot isn't then best place to expect privacy.

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get off the phone

A slang term that means stop giving oral sex

"oh henry, get off the phone, I gotta" in the lyrics of "Suffragette city" a song written by Daivid Bowie

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my phone's about to die

This is an expression commonly used to signal to another party that either a) you no longer want to text them, or b) you intend on hanging up. This is a smooth way to avoid answering or hearing things from other people.

However, sometimes, it's true, and the person's phone really is about to die. This is rare.

(speaking on the phone)
Katie: So I've really been thinking about you a lot. I think I might love y-
Michael: Oh, shi*, sorry, my phone's about to die! -click-

(texting)
Chelsea: Myfriend Kyle said he really digs u. what did u think about him?
Sam: sry my phones about 2 die

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hit my phone up

'Hit my phone up' used only by people called Justin Bieber in songs. It simply means 'hit me up' or even more simply 'call me' or 'text me on my mobile telephone' but that wouldn't cut it as a lyric in his song.

Friend 1: 'Hey do you fancy going out tonight?'
Friend 2: 'yeah sure hit my phone up whenever you're ready'

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Acid Trip Flip Phone

The Woodstock Generation’s answer to the Jitterbug Flip Phone, also remarkably easy to use, even when stoned or cognitively impaired.

We got our Dad an Acid Trip Flip Phone; he’ll probably still be using it when he’s down to one functional dendrite.

new phone who dis?

1. A common response when getting a text from an unknown number. Can be used even if your phone isn't new.
2. Using the above tactic to belittle someone you do, in fact, know.
3. A title of a diss track from an episode of You're The Worst.

"hey i'm in town tonight! let's hit the clubs"
"new phone who dis?"

"i'm pregnant"
"uhhhh...new phone who dis?"

"Did you see last night's You're The Worst? My favorite part was when Sam rapped 'new phone who is.'"
"Such a great scene. We've all been there amirite?"

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