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Can´t wait to get a hold of some boobs.
Soooo my Girl said I was boob addicted.
Yep, happens to the best of us.
Really?!
I really need some boobs.
Were both addicted.
Yup.
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When a nursing woman's breasts become full of milk and it becomes painful.
Like blue balls but for women
I haven't pumped in awhile, it's so sore I think I have blue boobs
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The act of having popcorn stuck in one's bra with no ability to retrieve until privacy has been obtained.
OMG...so glad the movie is over. I've had corn boob for hours!
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Man boobs is when the man is just so fat, you can make out two titty shape on his chest. This is extremely common throughout the US, where recent statistics shows that a shocking 98% of US male (ranging from fetus to corpse, only in the US of course) actually have man boobs.
The term given, by a recent scholar, is "moobs".
Moobs cannot be cured, as it is in all American male's gene to be fat and ridiculous, I am sorry, I cannot help you.
Scientist have speculated that in the future, because so many man in the US have moobs, 98% of the male offspring will be transformed into half male half female, fat, ugly, but with huge titties.
1: BLAH BLAH BLAH.....
2: WHOA! You got Man Boobs? Mooooobs.....
1: Really? Wow, I'm only 6 : )
2: Puberty is awesome.
The example shown, also includes the example of a retarded American, who cannot determine the difference between growing moobs and reaching puberty.
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When you are surfing social media and notice big boobs but look at the face and it is your cousin.
I was trolling Facebook and noticed this chick with big boobs but then I looked up and it was my cousin. I got cousin boobed.
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A women's breast that is unclothed
"Dude I just touched Michelle bare boob"
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