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If you are of middle eastern descent and you have a big ol dong, then you have a Persian penis.
Kristen: how was it guuurll?
Sophia: omgd he was hung like a horse, I shouldnt be surprised as he was Persian after all.
Kristen: er mer gerd I worship the Persian penis
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When one man's erect penis touches another man's erect penis.
I'm bored dood! You wanna penis touch?
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A person who knows how to ride a penis properly.
She rode him like a true penis jockey.
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When a lesbian experiences strong and uncontrollable urges for penis.
Gretchen: "I've got penis fever."
Carol: "But we're lesbians!"
Gretchen: "I know. But years ago I had a taste of the penis, and despite now preferring the puss I just really want some penis."
Carol: "But why?"
Gretchen: "Because fists don't ejaculate."
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The wrinkly part of a penis, where nobody likes to touch. Also an insult
She irons penis wrinkles for a living.
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A penis sleeve is a cylindrical device that is placed on the shaft of the penis, with the aim of increasing stimulation for the person being penetrated. They often have soft bumps intended to provide further stimulation.
"Oh fuck me slowly with a penis sleeve!"
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