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The common human childhood experience of testing what happens when you put your hand under a stapler.
“Hmm… I wonder what happens when I try to staple my hand?”
“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”
If math is mathimatical and quiz is quizical, then what is test?
The answer is potassium nitrate.
Friend: what is test?
Albert Einstein: Potassium Nitrate.
June 20th, the day your teacher gives everybody a fake test that doesn’t matter!
Mr best scheduled a test for Tuesday
Don’t worry it’s National fake test day
Describes the likelihood that a dude would nail a particular chick. An extremely hot girl easily passes the bed test.
Guy 1: Didja check out that hottie over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! She easily passes my bed test.
This is an IT term that defines a specific type of application development performance testing that is done prior to production deployment. Tools such as Load Runner can be used to simulate multiple users on an application to ensure proper performance once deployed. It is recognized as the be all and end all of performance load testing.
IT Director:
Have you tested the performance of the new web portal, we will potentially have hundreds of thousands of users hitting the application 24X7.
IT Technical Lead
Absolutely, we put a sizable load on the system, but to make sure this thing is completely ready for prime time, we successfully ran the Bukkake test.
IT Director:
OMG, glad to hear it, we are good to go!!! Let's roll it out!
A type of application performance testing that entails putting a maximum amount of strain on a newly developed system.
In order to ensure the new web portal would perform in production we ran the highest level of load testing available, we ran the bukkake test!
Smoking opium or heroin in combination with methamphetamine. Results in a very jagged effect, jittery but with a less sharp edge, manically activated and feeling invincible yet with a sense of contented well being. Commonly displaying extreme indecision coupled with impulsive action, until the meth wears off (the crash). A crash test is more uppy than is free falling, and edgier than a speedball, as the meth tends to make it more energizing (and less euphoric) than the cocaine in the other combinations. Crash testing (as well as free falling) can be considered non-injected alternatives to speedballing.
Duke: Let's see, what's in the valise ... looks like a vial of what might be speed, and a baggie of ... some manner of brownish gummy powder.
Dr Gonzo: We can crash test and go to the casino and take them for every dollar we've ever lost to them, the parasites!
Duke: If we live through it, we'll be wealthy indeed! Until the bats catch up to us!