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A woman who is fucked very hard very often. She is really hot and you are constantly getting teased about your friends fucking her, but the truth is you want to fuck her yourself you motherfucking weirdo (see what I did there ;D)
I fucked your mom so hard last night
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LMAO THAT YOUR MOM LOOKS LIKE HE SUCCED MC PORN
The largest thing in the visible universe. Scientists studying her are almost certain that your mom is bigger than the universe
Class bully: Gimme your lunch money
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night
the comeback for any question, comment or statement.
Person 1: Hey! Where did you come from?
Person 2: Your mom.
Bitch is your mom and your mom is a bitch and it looks like candice.
the funniest and best comeback in the world!!!
"HAHA I BET JAKE LIKED UR GIFTTT"
"i bet your mom liked my gift last night" #EPICGAMERMOMENT