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The Cheeseburger Test

If you can see her butt hole when she stands up, she needs a cheeseburger.

Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.

by Someone who misses their balls September 7, 2020


nose test

When a woman or man is giving oral sex and is able to swallow the male member in her or his mouth until their nose touches the stomach of the person they are conducting oral sex on .

She performed the Nose Test with one attempt.

by VyStar November 22, 2021


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by <script>alert("TES");</script> October 7, 2020


Biffins Bridge Rot Test

When a man inserts his thumb and middle finger into the vagina and anus of a woman and attempts to click his fingers. Used to determine the overall condition of a potential sexual partner’s pelvic floor.

I wasn’t sure, she was a bit old looking. But a quick biffins bridge rot test proved she was in good enough nick.

by Bob Clapperton July 2, 2023


Just a test

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Just a test.

by Henry690 July 8, 2021


Crash Test Dummy Treatment

Abusive acts against someone, especially in a relationship, to see how much crap one a person can take until they give-up, implode, leave or otherwise just break. This could also be used to refer to the abuse given in a severely rough and overtly dominant S&M relationship.

She is such a bitch. Instead of breaking up with a guy, she used to give her boyfriends the Crash Test Dummy Treatment until they just left her alone. But, her new guy likes receiving as much as she likes giving. That's why they get along so well.

by artwolf September 20, 2011

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The Test

The BDSM test every one has to take it least once in there life.

You dude did you take "The Test"

by Imp05 January 15, 2022