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A moment in time when kids don't annoy you.
Kid 1: "Mom, I'm hungry...:eats:..Mom, I need more food"
Kid 2: "Mom, tell him to stop looking at me!"
Mom: "I just need one second."
:Mom goes into bathroom:
Kid 3: opens bathroom door: "Mom, he took my toy and won't give it back!"
Mom: "One Second...One Second..One Second...(kid's name), can I just have one second??"
While having anal sex, you take a swig of your alcholic drink, pull out and very quickly pour some in your partners' ass before it snaps shut.
Last night when I was with my woman, I pulled a One for the homies with some champagne. She will now forever be known as bubbley butt!
Slang word for knocking one out. Usually a term describing what action you’re going to apply to someone’s forehead if they continue talking nonsense. It’s deemed, usually, as a ‘Class A’ punch that will likely finish someone upon impact.
Oi nah man, do yu wanna one bomb?
to have sexual intercourse
See her over there? I'd slice one in.
When someone in the group leaves a night out/party to go get some dick.
Like kick ons but for the intention of sex.
"Hey bro have you seen Jennifer?"
"Yeah bro, she just left to go to Sam's for dick ons."
A mistress. Someone on the side during a relationship.
-This is Shandra
-She your girlfriend?
-Nahh, she just my one junk