Someone who rolls really shitty blunts. Looks like his own dog coop. His friends call him mumbles, he skimps hella kids and gets bullied by the kids on the track team
Matty P a mumbled coop looking nigga
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When one urinates while pleasuring his or her own anus.
I was anal masturbating last night and I P Flan'd everywhere. My room mate was sooooo pissed.
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When a guy with a huge cock tricks a nice little college girl into giving him her virginity! Than he shags her so hard that her vagina rips open and bleeds all over his knob!
Not to be confused with the girl's period lolz.
Poor college chick: Oh shit my fanny is bleeding, it must have been Lukey P!!!!!!!
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A safe word used by people who want to use the bathroom without having to state the reason for leaving. Often used in urgency when the person is in a large conversation/argument with family or friends.
Jim: "Well George, pick a side! I don't have all day!"
George: "Uh sorry Jim, I have to P-Dizzle."
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as in bleach abridged
Ichigo: P&G?
Kon: Porn and Goodies!!
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a very hard penis erectus, the main bone
After I gave her a poon smooch, I gave her the P-bone
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A part of Massachusets on the very tip of Cape Cod, that has been known for its large population of homosexuals
I refuse to go to P town unless i can find some duct tape to seal my ass with
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