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"I know dude, I just had my arse pipe deflowered by one of them."
When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.
Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.
The act of a woman biting down on your dick with all her might until it Ruptures, resulting in a busted pipe
My girl friend found out about my side bitch and gave me a busted pipe.
When that spicy Mexican food you ate yesterday hurts coming out, but the burn is still worth it. May cause uncontrollable sweating and sudden prayers and/or mild regret.
Watch out for the spicy pipes - if it burns going in, you know it’s gonna burn coming out!
When one must masturbate by his or herself
Looks like I’ll be solely piping tonight.
Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.
Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?
The act of masturbating into a sink.
Randall is constantly goo piping at his in-laws house.