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John Jackass and Al Asswipe had a pissing contest over minimum wage.
When you take a shot of cum, and then chase it with a mouthful of piss.
Me and the boys took a break from watching the I-500 international snowmobile race to go out into the snowy woods to start “Pissing in the snow.”
when u cba to make food so u put piss inbetween sum bread
emma: MARII WTF ARE YOU MAKING
marii: piss sandwitches. reminds me of when you kept PISSING ON THE FLOOR
The chief goblin and golumite snowy Kie invented this phrase after he buggered and pissed 8 times in one day
*enters room*
Bugger and Piss!!
when someone keeps telling you lies, spewing bullshit
“I thought Bob said you weren’t coming to the party tonight?”
“Oh Bob? Nah, he’s just bleeding piss”
When one ejaculates semen out of a penis either by mistake or during a flaccid period.
My penis is so pathetic that it just decided to piss white.