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Pervert. Refer to constipated weiner dog.
This guy named Perfect Pizza told me to fuck a dog at Mac World.
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While giving anal outdoors in the summer, you donkey punch her so hard, she spews liquid shit everywhere, resembling an exploded pizza roll.
Ayo girl, want a california pizza roll?
You know what? I don’t know. I actually don’t know what the fuck this is. I am completely at a loss for words. I literally heard this once outside a deli and I’ve been contemplating it since. Do you know what it is? I don’t. Fuck off.
Man from the deli: I GOT THE PIZZA PASTA FUCK.
When a man asks a woman if she would like a pizza with extra sausage, but to her suprise when she opens the pizza the mans penis is poking through the warm cheese.
"Did someone order a big sausage pizza?"
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A type of pizza with a hole in the middle in which one inserts their penis then posing as a pizza delivery boy makes an unsuspecting female pizza fanatic perform sexual acts on the delivery boy whilst still sporting a pizza around his probably burning falice.
The woman is usually spotted saying ,What, that's not a sausage, that's your dick!' Before hastily milking the penis in all fashions as if it was a very horny milk maid.
Danny decided to give his friend Brenda a Big Sausage Pizza , after he delivered his goods he left Brenda's household feeling like a new man.
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When a male uses his magic wand to
Please a woman on her period, then spreads sauce on the outside of the vagina, then offloading his pleasant suprise on the outside to conclude the pizza!
Person 1: “Hey Gordon, how was sex with Martha last night?”
Gordon: “It was exuberant! Martha’s on her period, but that gave me an opportunity to introduce her to my go to late night treat, the Scandinavian pizza crust!”
a small round frozen brick you put into the microwave and then eat, putting you in an alternate reality where everyone loves you. It also gives you enough energy to ignore your responsibilities for the rest of the day.
"Dude, why are you wearing the same clothes as yesterday?"
"Man, I ate a mini cheese pizza"
"oooooooooh"
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