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There are only 1001 rules on the internet. If you looked this up you a fucking idiot
Hey John what’s Rule 2334567 of the internet
Jim you have to be the dumbest person to exist on the dying rock
Rules for the complicated form of currency known as Quid (not British Pounds). These are:
1. 1 is half two
2. 6 is half two nothing, because 0 is nothing (makes a 6)
9 is nothing half two, because reverse order (makes 9)
3. Extra digits can be communicated through degrees of "more"
For example, 20 would be more two, and 22 would be more 2 and 2
Hundreds would be communicated using "even more", and thousands with "even way more". More digits beyond the thousands can be achieved with adding more of the word "way" to "even way more"
4. Addition is up
5. Subtraction is down
6. Multiplication is said without a conjunction
7. Division is "segregated from"
For example, 4/5 is 4 segregated from 5
7. Percentages are "divided" pronounced in a stupid way, like "dihvihded"
8. Indices are above, but you need to do them backwards so 6^4 is 6 above 4
9. You have to say "makes" instead of equals
10. Pence (not British Pence), is the opposite of all of these
"i've got 606 quid" - person 1
"do you seriously not know your Quid Rules? it's clearly "even more half two nothing and nothing and half two nothing", it's simple"
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rule number two usually means DO NOT CUM!
me: bro remember rule #2
other: don’t worry jit i know already
If There Is No Bad Apple Of It. It Will Be Made.
... Rule 101
Late at night when the roads are clear of traffic, following traffic laws is completely pointless and unnecessary. It is at this magical hour that Midnight Rules kick in! Go as fast as you want! Use ALL the concrete! Hell with stoplights!
"Man, how did you get here so fast?!"
"Midnight Rules, man. Midnight Rules.
The newest revision of Rule 66 states that if it exist, then it will be shot down by Clone Troopers, as in Order 66
the previous definition of Rule 66 are true in there own religion.
example of my version of Rule 66: "yo i saw this epic drawing of Rule 66, it was of elmo getting shot down by clones"