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A special nickname for a women's vagina
Go to the bed room and prepare my pinkmeat sandwich
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a threesome which includes two mentalfags fucking a normalfag in the form of a sandwich.
"wanna tard sandwich?"
"no faggot shut the fuck up or ill tard sandwich your mother's step grandpa"
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When two hairy men take part in a threesome with another woman. Where the woman is confined between the two, wearing only a lumberjack jacket.
Theres usually bears and chainsaws involved.
Two large men go and ask a woman "Hey baby, wanna go have a lumberjack sandwich?" (In a deep voice)
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A horrible pickup line that is extremely offensive toward young women. Especially those who work in sub shops.
"Do you like Tomato sandwiches?"
"NO?!"
"have you ever had a Tomato Sandwich?
"DID U REALLY JUST SAY THAT?
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What you get when you enter the command "Make-Me-A-Sandwich" in a CAD program.
I love CAD Sandwiches, but the idea of eating raw data disgusts me.
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A honey sandwich is when a man puts honey on his genitals and then sticks it into a bee hive
I made a honey sandwich yesterday! And man I got stung like 50 times my dick looks like a baby's arm holding an apple
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Thee Sand witch is the greatest sandwich, so great, it can never actually be recreated. Instead, one makes sandwiches with the similar ingredients as a tribute to "Thee Sandwich".
The Recipe is:
1. Mix cream cheese with sauteed apple slices, crushed walnuts(or other types), finely cut crispy sausages(or ham or something else, nobody is really sure), and finely chopped and cooked garlic.
2. Spread the mix over a slice of bread, and put another slice over it, like you would a sandwich.
3. Soak in batter of eggs mixed with Alfredo sauce.
4. Cook on a buttered pan over medium heat until golden brown on both top and bottom, and all 4 sides.
The exact ingredients and proportions are unknown, but this is as close as we have ever gotten to recreating this masterpiece.
Man, this Tribute to The Sandwich is the best meal I've ever had in my entire life! My life is finally complete! If I died today I would be completely content!
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