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The most beautiful person ever was born on this very day
They may think they are fat and ugly but really aren’t
Person: omg they are so beautiful!
Person 2: because they were born on September 21 1970!
In light of 2017's No Nut November, which led to Destroy Dick December, and then to No Finger February, Super Squirt September is a challenge for women during September to orgasm a number of times equal to the date in September.
Girl 1: Are you attempting Super Squirt September?
Girl 2: You know I am. This is one great month.
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The best people are born on this exact day. If this is your birthday, you're loved by someone!
Best Person: My birthday is on the 12th September 2004.
Average Person: Oh wow! That means you're one of the best people alive!
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Emperor N.Cruz III Died for illegally trespassing royal military secret base training on 1869
N.cruz III Died in September 20, 1869
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A challenge where one has to simp as much as possible or at any given opportunity during the entirety of September.
-Stop Simping, it's not cool!
-No no no. It's Super Simp September, I have to!
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"she is a god, she was born on september 13 2007"
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An annual tradition, where one attempts to go through all of September without pissing the bed. If completed successfully, mommy will buy us chicky nuggies
Guy 1: Hey man, I totally failed No Piss the Bed September last night
Guy 2: Oh no! Mommy won’t buy you chicky nuggies now!
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