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Puking and pooping at the same time
I ate too much KFC and had a sloppy double ended snake!
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When a male defecates into a female's mouth, who then proceeds to fellate the male with a mouthful of excrement.
Not even the Germans, with their infinite scheizer porn, were ready for the Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper.
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The act of sneaking up on a friend from behind, and ejaculating on their backs without him or her noticing.
Man, John did it again. The Sloppy Whopper with heavy mayo... i need a new shirt.
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When a man spits and shits on a girls vagina then mixes them together for a lubricant. It is also known to heal minor herpes outbreaks.
If you're worried that girl has the herp, give her some sloppy schoeb steamer cream.
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I could really go for a slideways sloppy joe or a tuna casserole....pink taco?
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The smell that an unclean vagina omits
She walked in the room and even tho she still has clothes on, the smell of sloppy wet pissy fish is overwhelming
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When you're playing fortnite and you get an RPG or remote RPG and build ontop of someones base even though at the start of the gunfight you were severely disadvantaged (E.G a player down, low health, bad guns or low ground) and then you manage to kill the whole team with one shot of an RPG
Rashid- Bro did you win that gunfight?
Billy- Yeah i hit them with that sloppy toppy 5000
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