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A dent that occurs on ones car after being parked in a public lot. Usually from a shopping cart or another cars door.
I just got my DB9 a week ago and already have a parking lot special on the passenger side.
Another term to describe restaurant Early Bird Specials that cater to elderly folk who dine before 4pm, bring their own tea bags and are easily identified by their blue hair rinse.
“I wanted the liver and onions but a tour bus of leaf peepers stopped by the diner and scarfed ‘em all up off the Blue Hair Special!”
To receive a blowjob from a co-worker without making said event public knowledge.
"Did you see James yesterday?"
"No, I bet he got a Bill Clinton special last night"
The false belief that one's child never makes a mistake and can do no wrong. A parent suffering from this will stand up for their child in the face of a teacher when the child has clearly violated the rules and the parent somehow makes it the school or teacher's fault.
False belief that one's offspring is perfect and entitled to special treatment.
She suffers from special snowflake syndrome because her child can never do any wrong.
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A Medcom Soldier who goes to sfas completely over weight out of shape and doesnt even make to the start of the course, and claims all the while that he was just going for the experience just to deflect from his total and abject failure. I.E. Epic Fail
See also: Spanish Table
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Spread your pets chicken legs and masturbate on their stomach.
Stop pissing me off or im going over to your house to give your dog a Shane Dawson special.
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The act of getting drunk at a party and then receiving a blow job from a German woman. You then ejaculate in her face and the next morning give her a small fee for the bus ride home.
That dude got a Hilton Party Special last night, what a lucky guy.
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