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The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.
"I felt like such a sissy when Bob hit me with a crumple-shake."
Another way to describe ejaculate. Most often used in reference to ejaculating into an individuals oral cavity.
“I just fed JOHNNY an epic DNA shake”
“Tawnya looks like she’s fiending for one of my DNA shakes tonight boys”
A shortcut version of saying "baby shake syndrome" which is when you violently shake a baby, or person.
Did you just give me the baby shakes?
The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!
Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!
Addison: *starts shaking ass*
When you jerk off in the shower.
We're out of shampoo, this is going to be a rough shower shake.
The act of being elusive or noncommittal.
I asked Jimmy if he was still going to lend me some money on Friday, and all he did was shake and fake while trying to change the subject.