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When you have to go right to turn left , aka a jughandle.
You have to make a left on to Levitt Pkwy from Rt 130 South, but it's a Jersey Left so stay in the right lane so you don't miss it.
When one attempts to bust on a partners face, but ends up tossing the cum directly over the partner and onto the floor, bed, etc.
Sharqueshwa: "I was totally ready to take Jondineristh's load on my face, but he South Jersey Cum Tossed it and left me totally disappointed and with a stained mattress"
When you Fill a CamelBak with Miller Lite, take a Bump of Booger Sugar in Asbury Park, run south down the boardwalk, take a dump in Belmar, and arrive in Beach Haven slam three Jäger-bombs, rent a jet ski and cruise down to Ocean City. Chug 3 local IPA’s of your choice and commandeer a Sightseer Tram. Puke and Rally in Any Wildwood. Arrive in Cape May all before you listen to the entire Album “Born in the U.S.A.” By Bruce Springsteen and finish your CamelBak.
Me the gents were listening to “The Boys Are Back in Town” and just decided to go crush a Jersey Triathlon. Woke up with jet ski keys in my pocket, not sure where the ski is.
When you cum in a bowl and refrigerate it then hours later put it on a salad
Dude, my new favorite dressing is New Jersey Blue Cheese
When someone gets a facial and their spray tan runs off with it.
I only realized her tan was fake after I witnessed the Jersey Facial
The Moors of New Jersey are a Sweetgum Kriyul tribe of purported Moorish ancestry mostly located in New Jersey, especially the Southern part of the state.
The Moors of New Jersey have a lot of Muslim influence on their culture.
Insertion of middle finger and index finger in vag, while sneaking the pinkie finger in the riggity rectum
Jersey Violator:two in the pink.... one in the stink