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the act of a mexican-american male having sex with a female then finishing on her chest, but completely missing.
Hey Pablo, how did you mexican misfire those DDs?
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when one sticks thier tounge in anothers butt hole and repeatedly rolls it
Dood, i gave cynthia a mexican kitten last night and she loved it...but my tounge tastes like poop
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When you get so drunk you black out and wake up missing clothes
Last night I pulled a Mexican striptease and have no idea what happened to my pants.
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When a pregnant woman lays on her back and a man titty fucks her with his penis facing her feet. upon climax the man aims his load at her stomach, once it hits he gets up and rubs his penis in the mess on her stomach.
guy 1: So your wife is in her 3rd trimester now, has she gotten angry and hormonal with you at all?
guy 2: Yes, if fact at times its so bad the only way I can defend myself is my threatening her with a Mexican Sonagram.
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To slice someone's throat from ear to ear
"Yo' Holmes, let's go get some Taco Bell and the give eachother Mexican Bowties for desert"
"Yo' essay, that be fucked up"
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A term commonly used buy mullet wearing, dickbag construction workers to describe a Porta-John and it's contents.
Hey, Rocco hold my hammer while I go and use the Mexican Buffet. That pimento cheese sandwich gave me the shits.
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A plastic Walmart or grocery bag filled with beer and ice. Tie the ends together.
I did not have my cooler for the tailgate, so I made a quick Mexican cooler.
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