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My God... well, Mark might wank his own tits... but other homosapiens place their cock between a woman's breasts and trust into the female's mouth. But hey, if you know how to wank your tits, good job! :D
''Yo mamma, stick yo fat tittehs round ma w33ner :p''
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When a person has had to much to drink that their eyes become so narrow you presume they've just finished a hefty days wanking. These people are usually dangerous.
Lauren: uh-oh...
Steven:whats up dude?
Lauren: look its Anna...she's got wank-eye again
Steven:oh bollix...peg it
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This is the hair line which runs below a mans belly button towards his pubes.
"dude you know when i waxed my belly?"
"yeah...?"
"my wank tash has grown back like a afro!"
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a bag of the residue left over after masterbation.
cum in a bag.
a nasty person by association with a nasty,unpleasant thing.
a type of insult.
that guy just robbed my wallet,
what a wank-bag!!!
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When you have to be hand relieved by your partner after intercourse after you've brought them to climax (possibly several times over) and they are too tired to continue.
Mate 1: How'd things go with that chick last night?
Mate 2: Man, she was so loose I had to settle for a fuck-wank and go to sleep.
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The deeply personal thought which gets you erect and/or gets you to orgasm whilst wanking without porn or other visuals. can be a remembered image/memory or an imaginary scenario.
george - spontenious or planned?
timmy - spontenious
george - pornography?
timmy - nah
george - thoughts? anyone/thing in particular?
timmy - Are you actually asking me to tell you my wank-thought?
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1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.
2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.
3) A delicious shortbread-based product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.
1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank biscuit."
2) "Shut the hell up, wank biscuit."
3) "Wank Biscuits. Now with 50% more semen!"
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