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Jack: Hey, what are you up to?
Travis: Nothing much, have a groupwork in bed to submit by the weekend.
When your partner does not know how to have sex.
Her ex-boyfriend was terrible in bed.
Hyper bed is a thing where you bring your bf/gf and you get naked and he shoves his cock inside your booty
Man my bae took me to that hyper bed of you know what I'm saying
When you someone say the same word at the same time with you, the other person is jinxed and you get to have sex with them
“Hi!” Tina, “Hi!” Sam, “OMG we just said the same word!!” exclaims Sam, “Does this mean that we have to have sex now?” Asks Tina, “Yeah bend over cause I just bed jinxed you!” Screams Sam
A group of elite volleyball players and Joey
Woah that was an awesome spike from Joeys bed, joeys is just standing there though.
bed rotting is a depression trait where you stay in bed for days; weeks even. its not ‘watching tiktok and netflix’ its starving laying in bed for hours and days and weeks while garbage and bugs lay on the floor because you can’t physically make yourself get up
person 1 ‘why haven’t you been out’
person 2 ‘sorry, i’m bed rotting, i can’t get up.’
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My favorite hobby, real bed rotting when you lay in bed and rot in your depression, sometimes on your phone, watching tv, or my personal favorite combo, listening to music and staring at the ceiling reflecting on your thoughts. Bed rotting goes on hour hours to weeks usually.
Person: What have you been up to?
Me: oh you know the usual just bed rotting 🎀