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The aftermath of ejaculating in a toilet after pissing.
Hey Andre, I got really horny thinking about Jackie's big ass after I took a piss and made a batch of egg drop soup.
A version of the Pyro from tf2 (aka team fortress 2
I hunted a Soup Can Pyro then ate it, and it was delicious
When someone serves you food that looks like two mailmen jizzed in a bowl that was already full of mayonaise.
"Excuse me, waitress, but I believe I ordered the French Onion, not whatever 'this' is. But it looks like Hot Lieu Soup!"
Hot Flepper Soup is a soup made with only flour, pepper and water. It could also be described as a really thin roux.
1/4 cup AP flour
1 Tbsp(or more, depending on taste) of black pepper flakes.
1 1/2 cups of water
Take a small pot and place over medium heat.
Add flour and pepper.
Slowly pour water over the flepper mixture and until it becomes the consistency of glue.
Let simmer for 45 seconds.
Add rest of water slowly, let come to a boil for 15 -25 seconds then remove from heat.
Let cool for 3-5 minutes.
Eat. Enjoy.
I was so broke last week that all I could afford to eat was some hot flepper soup!
Has died
goddamn it man, I got My Dick In Soup. And they got kill credit too
Chicken Noodle Soup
A song the Stranger Things cast made to annoy fellow cast members
Hey did you hear Chicken Noodle Soup song by the Stranger Things cast
Yeah! It's great
Yep one of Caleb McLaughlin's greatest inventions
Like sliding down escalators
A word that can be said at any time at any occasion
Dad:your adopted
Son:chicken noodle soup