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Thumb Calorie

The energy wasted on useless texting

I can’t waste another thumb calorie on this convo with you Josh and Gina

by wheresward October 22, 2018


Control thumb

A method of controlling aspects such as tempo, depth, pleasure/pain, and orgasm of a woman by inserting the thumb tip of your dominant hand into her asshole and putting you fingers towards her back as if to grab her by the inside of her ass while fucking her pussy from behind.

Ashley yelled that she wanted John to go harder and deeper, so he took his right hand off her hips and used his control thumb. She immediately stopped telling him what to do and went along with however John decided to treat her in that position.

by Thumb-man June 18, 2024


Thumb Humper

A dorky guy trying to be cool on the internet by talking smack to people for random thrills. This person is usually found annoying by everyone. He could be playing an internet game, leaving rude youtube comments, or spamming lameness upon social networking sites.

Yeah, don't pay attention to that thumb humper. He's been bugging people all day!

by MJwins June 21, 2010


thumb-ass

when you're so deep in someones ass you no longer have opposable thumbs

bro was so thumb-ass'd he couldnt peel a banana.

by cumslider February 2, 2024


puts thumbs up

Someone who is a massive neek and has zero hoes. To much of a pussy to put there face in the camera

Josh definitely puts thumbs up on snapchat

by gbngh June 3, 2022


Low set thumbs

More people listen to people with low set thumbs, because they are considered more courageous and give compliments to females.

Guy- I wanted to keep my thumbs low a little bit longer, but I didnt feel like being brave or complimentary today.
Guy with low set thumbs- You lazy fucking coward piece of shit, lower your thumbs.

by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020


Low set thumbs

More people listen to people with low set thumbs, because they are considered more courageous and give compliments to females.

Guy- I wanted to keep my thumbs low a little bit longer, but I didnt feel like being brave or complimentary today.
Guy with low set thumbs- You lazy fucking coward piece of shit, lower your thumbs before I break them.

by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020